Suddenly, a shot rang out!

Local ranch owner claims Vice-President Dick Cheney is "a very safe sportsman."

Of course, this is after Mr. Cheney, using a shotgun, nailed a fellow hunter in the face. Admittedly, it was only quail shot. He didn't even put anyone's eye out.

Of course, the fact that a fellow was shot in the face by the vice-president of the United States, on Saturday and the news only broke on Monday seemed a bit odd to me.

But hey, I guess we should be grateful that the information was let out at all. I mean, it's not like this administration has left much doubt about the public's right to know anything...