You think you're happy?

You ain't got nothing on Yongey Mingyur Rinpoche. Seriously. So take your rinky-dink happiness back to the minor leagues, along with your so-called professional attitude and your 61 mile an hour fastball.

Loser.

You know what I haven't done in a while?

I haven't checked out CNN dot com for a while. Let's see what they think is newsworthy today...


..God damn it. Marion "crack pipe"Barry arrested for stalking?

How the hell did a man caught on videotape smoking crack first get re-elected to mayor, and then elected again to city council? Why the crap didn't the people of Washington D.C. just slap his dumb ass with a sock full of pennies and tell him to get the hell out of town? There used to be a popular and appropriate civic response to this sort of thing.


Boy, I really would like to watch O Brother again.

Ditigal car in the real world?

Okay, I'll admit it. I'm not up to date with all the video game news anymore. Which made this footage a bit of a surprise to me. A car designed for the video game Gran Turismo 5 has been constructed in the real world.

Hmm. Video game car made into a real machine.

So where are my dream rides?