What am I thinking about these days?

In 14 days I will be unemployed and homeless.

In Japan.

There oughta be some kind of joke here, but I can't think of anything funny.

Well, there is this: In LA, when I had shitty jobs that I intentionally slacked at, I could keep them for as long as I wanted. This year I had a good job that I liked and tried to follow the rules for. And I got released.

It's funny. But not ha-ha funny.