No Job, No Apartment.
Day 4:

Unbelievable. I spent most of November and December watching my sanity fray as I waited for responses in a job and apartment hunt. But now that I'm actually unemployed and it's too late to avoid any more massive expenses suddenly they're knocking down my metaphoric door.

Between three companies asking for sample lesson plans or personal statements and some dickweed realtor calling me back about a vacancy, I may actually be able to get a new job and a place to live.

Everything's coming up Milhouse!