09 April 2007

Again with the maps...

Because it was easier than getting to work, I spent a few minutes trying to come up with possible aliases using my Michelin map of Great Britain and Ireland, with the provision that the names of places be more or less proximate to each other, and that they appeared in given-name-then-surname order. So if you need to fill in an online form or to make up a porn star name or something, free to try one of these:

Matlock Derby
Sandy Potton
Clare Sudbury
Brandon Thetford
Corby Weldon
Ramsey Huntingdon
Nelson Burnley

3 comments:

MrsG said...

Hey there Datsun!
That is exactly how I picked my name too - drove past the village and liked the sound of it.
(Assuming I got the URL right, I think we met at the P&L nuptials last weekend...)

Amy xx

MrsG said...

...me again!

I seem to remember promising to give you the name of the CD I was talking about... It is:

Nice Life: Bluegrass Tribute to Bon Jovi

And you can find it on Amazon - it's fantastic!

A.

Anonymous said...

i think it works much better with british maps. england placenames sound all dickensian, whereas texas towns make everyone sound like they work in either porn or country music: calvert groesbeck, hondo yoakum, brady san saba, la vernia schertz, buffalo normangee...

-karla flatonia-uvalde