You could spend it on some personal grooming. You know, try and keep the ladies looking and whatnot. And what better way to start than with updating that stodgy old haircut. And the hip look in Tokyo these days is a sort of 60s-Shag revival:
Of course, not all styles are suited to all faces. Maybe something with a little less...wig is in order. How about the chappatsu look that's swept the nation.
And finally, like most hard-working acorn gatherers, you could spend that money on booze for a quick fix of fun!
Just don't get so drunk you forget whether or not skin outranks steel wire on the Mohs Hardness Scale.
Whoo-Hah!
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After looking at that post, all I can say is, uh, it might be time to come home now.
Kirk may indeed be correct. What the skinny on how the handiwork occurred? Pops
If I was you, I would get a facial tattoo and shave phrases like "Thug Life" or "Burque Love" into my hair. Besides looking good, it will also significantly hinder you from going anywhere in any type of respectable career field. You could also move in with my next door neighbor and bump "Candy Shop" all night.
To be honest, my rate of manual damage (both given and received) dropped off after I left Albuquerque, and went waaaaay down after I left LA. The farther west I go, the calmer I get. So if I can keep going that way until I get to, like, Siberia or Uzbekistan or something, I should be all right.
Then all I have to say is one word, taterhole.
HA! 'Tain't heard that'un in a gaw-dammed long time!
TATERHOOOOOOLE
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